It wasn’t my proudest moment when the new cleaning lady Noemilk walked into my clinic and found me sleeping naked on the floor, after a long, horrible night. I hadn’t meant to spend it on the floor of my clinic, but she was understanding when I explained the depths of debauchery I’d fallen to after my wife kicked me out. Between having seen me naked, and knowing I needed to be cheered up, Noemilk moved…