This little handful Crystal wanted a ride to her boyfriend’s house in Greenwich. Here she was, standing by the side of the road in a tight dress and fuck-me boots, freezing her arse off like an idiot. And when she got in the car, the saucy minx told me all about how she was bored with her little-dick boyfriend, and was heading over to break the poor bloke’s heart. In solidarity to all small-pricked…